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Comedian tim vine smashed the world record for most jokes told in an hour with. The daily mail is a british daily middlemarket newspaper published in london in a tabloid format. Broccoli joke wins best gag title at edinburgh fringe. An old archive edition of the daily mail newspaper could be of great interest. Founded in 1896, it is the united kingdoms thirdhighestcirculation daily newspaper, after metro and the sun. Here is a collection of happy new year funny sms jokes 2017 in english, happy new year funny sms jokes 2017 in hindi. Last year, the daily mail and mailonline together published more than. Researchers find the official 50 funniest jokes of all. The daily mail has a world exclusive with photos of prince harry and. He is the current host of the daily show, an american satirical news program on comedy central. Funny jokes sms are in both language, english and hindi. A memoir about growing up in south africa by the comedian, now the host of the daily show, who was born into an.
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